My journal is partially red, and greasy, and crumbled...

Wreck this journal check list:

Put a page through the washer and stuck it back in.
Took it in the shower with me.
Threw journal across the room as a random destructive act.
Used journal as a hat/umbrella in the rain.
Burnt a page. Smeared marshmallow goo over another page.
Had friends sign where they did damage.
Smeared dinner across a page. Used the opposite page as a napkin.


It's going well. And I just bought paint for future projects involving vegetables, my hair, and various objects from "the office."